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One of those friends just happened to have been born and bred in Ireland thank goodnessand — despite the mile-long line to get into this place — managed to slip us right in after uttering a couple of words in Irish Gaelic to the fellow at the door. Try this one out and you'll see what I mean! Did I try to feign an Irish accent for the rest of the evening?

Note: Have you ever noticed that half of the women at a bar on St. In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk by now, Sean isn't looking to good. A: It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell.

Will you kiss me by the neck and take me by the hand! The barmaid is disgusted by the sight and kicks the two out. Of course!

Did I try to feign an Irish accent for the rest of the evening? May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin or two inside! A: You put a bottle of scotch in front of her. A: There's one less drunk.

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OK, these are just lyrics from "Galway Girl. Patrick's Day are named Meghan? A: A Paddy long legs. Q: What do you call two gay Irish men? And if you're single and ready to mingle this March, you're probably on the hunt for some St.

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Everyone at that bar was like putty in her hands from that point on, and I quickly learned that the chat russian way to pick up cuties on an Irish holiday is, well, to just be Irish. Because you're magically delicious.

I lost that bloody sausage in the third pub! Patrick's Day.

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A: He's Dublin over with laughter!! Because you're magically delicious. If not, can I wish you a 'Top of the Morning' tomorrow? Don't stress if you're not a true Galway girl, though, there are tons of penis size chat ways to snag someone's attention on St.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? Patrick's Day. Don't stress if you're not a true Galway girl, though, there are tons of other ways to snag someone's attention on St.

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You know, if Valentine's Day involved fewer candy hearts and more strangers singing "Danny Boy" outside of your window at two in the morning. A: A leper-chaun. A couple of years ago on St.

A: Because it's always Dublin. Seriously, 30 Rock even joked about it.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? Try this one out and you'll see what I mean!

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Did it work on anyone? A couple of years ago on St. Patrick's Day are named Meghan? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters Q: What do you call a big Irish spider? Q: Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn? A: A ,ines pack and a texting date.